So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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