Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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