Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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