I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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