Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
