puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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