sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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