ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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