I cannot find my penis.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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