No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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