weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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