He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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