My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Randomize
