Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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