Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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