She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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