That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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