Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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