the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do vagina's smell?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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