I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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