Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Farmville is her only friend.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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