I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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