please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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