I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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