try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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