i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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