I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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