Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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