I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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