I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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