terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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