so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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