You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'd cum for enchiladas.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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