OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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