haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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