So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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