The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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