Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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