O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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