My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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