Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
