To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Drake has all the answers
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The ass gains better be worth it
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