Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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