If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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