I swear she didn't look like that last week.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Sex in the backyard? Check.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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