SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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