I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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