seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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