All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
how can u be prego again
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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