so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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