"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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