Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
only you would photoshop your dick
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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