My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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