found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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