Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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