So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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